yoko

A person (usually female) who breaks up a group of friends or a good relationship with a person.

Jesse: Have you seen Andrew?
Cody: He's with that Yoko, April.
Jenny: Bitter, yet true, Cody.

by Darth_`Eowyn December 17, 2006

Yoko

n. a bitch girlfriend who doesn't let you chill with your boys
derived from Yoko Ohno, the wife of John Lennon, who single-handedly broke up the Beatles

"Where's he tonight?"
"Chillin with Yoko, she wouldn't let him come out"

by pubisaurismaximusesquireobgyn May 01, 2009

Yoko

Deserting your friends/band mates/organization for your new found love or significant other.

pulling a Yoko: "Man we were doing so good and then he had to go and pull a Yoko"

by Zaphod May 26, 2004

Yoko

A girl with a sniper rifle, usually with boobs bigger than the national debt

Kamina: hey simon who's that girl with the huge tits?
Simon: bro that's yoko

by Animepancake November 10, 2014

Yoko

In verb form:
To royally screw up a band. (Usually applies to a woman/man who screws up the band because she/he is screwing a band member.)

In Noun form: The said band screwer-upper.

Verb:
Person 1: I used to like their band, what happened?
Person 2: Lead singer got Yoko'd and it all went down hill from there.

Noun:
Person 1: What's up with lead singer?
Person 2: See that girl hanging off him? That's what.
Person 1: Dammit Yoko, stop screwing up the band!

by Lord of the Ping June 18, 2007

yoko

A type of German facist stripper.

"You guys coming out to see that Yoko dance tonight?"

by U.S. Census Board April 21, 2003

Yoko

(Verb) To pull a Yoko, means to get your boyfriend pussy whipped and beak up his band, destroying his career as a musician.

Matt's girlfriend pulled a Yoko.

by Alex \m/ April 01, 2008