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slap yo mama good

When you make some good ass redneck food on MasterChef.
She made some good ass slap yo mama good fried chicken fo’ Gordon Ramsey.

screw yo mama 

To Screw One's Mother
screw yo mama by Tyler M. June 1, 2005

sike yo mama 

"u one ugly dude"
"sike yo mama"
sike yo mama by Danlynn May 13, 2005

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky
Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

yo mamas big fat booty band 

A funk/ska/hip-hopesque band hailing from Ashville,NC. The Booty band have devoloped a style called "Bounce," Which of course is exactly what one is compelled to do when you hear their funky ass muzik. Broke out into the "jamband" scene at Wakarusa 2006 where they rocked the fucking house two nights in a row. Disclaimer; One of their groupies was wearing a white dress and white panties the first night at Wakarusa and was jumping up and down and she was on the fucking RAG! Now Thats Phunky!!! And then the next night the band got half naked and she was running around stage in her undies!!! Schtoops! Nevertheless, they are a killer band, Check 'em out...I mean just think of the band's name for god's sake...Genius dare I say
Tom: "What are you going to go and see"???? Rick:"I'm gonna go check out Yo Mamas big fat booty band."
Tom: "What'd you say about my mama."
Also, The epitome of funky is that groupie riding down the river of red. PHHHHHUUUNNNNKKKYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Mamas candy

can i have some of Yo Mamas candy?
Yo Mamas candy by tatersalad August 2, 2003