The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.
You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"
Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"
You: "No"
Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"
You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."
Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"
You: "No"
Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"
You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."
by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010
Get the Yesterfarts mug.1. (n.) A condition involving a prolonged state of intoxication, caused by a night of heavy drinking and lasting until morning
2. (adj.) Exhibiting symptoms of yesterdrunkenness
2. (adj.) Exhibiting symptoms of yesterdrunkenness
1. Allison's roommate advised her to skip her morning chemistry class and remain in the room until her yesterdrunk wore off, for fear that the professor would notice her obvious state of intoxication.
2. Jesus, Peter, get off the table and eat your pancakes! You're completely yesterdrunk!
2. Jesus, Peter, get off the table and eat your pancakes! You're completely yesterdrunk!
by knizzleJ August 4, 2011
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When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.
Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.
by BLT85022 May 3, 2019
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"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of Yesteryear, that only exists in the brains of us Republicans." - Ned Flanders, The Simpsons.
by Imakoo May 9, 2006
Get the America of Yesteryear mug.The period of time past midnight, but before you go to sleep. It's obviously past midnight, but you're goddamn sure its not tomorrow yet. It's something in-between. It's not yesterday, but it is morning. It's yestermorning.
Not to be used in the present. Before sleeping, you may only refer to the present as tomorrow's yestermorning.
Not to be used in the present. Before sleeping, you may only refer to the present as tomorrow's yestermorning.
by dominobes May 31, 2020
Get the Yestermorning mug.Not today’s world. The world of yesterfar. When Columbus discovered the world was round, when wild berries grew on every street corner, and gentlemen wore monocles…when cavewomen hunted for food while the cave-husband kept watch of the cave-children…you know what I’m talking about.
by mumau August 20, 2008
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