Yesn't

Yesn't is a contraction of "Yes" and "Not", effectively meaning "No".

Robert Funk posted an outdated definition of "Yesn't" in 2008, citing it as an ambiguous "yes" or "no", a maybe or perhaps. However the word has gained popularity in the past month, (as of 5/18/2018,) in addition to Non't.

A Change.org petition, "Change the word 'No' in the English language to 'Yesn't'", gained nearly 17,000 signatures in just one day. On Reddit, it circulated in the subreddit, /r/dankmemes, where redditor reposted a screenshot of the Yesn't petition to the subreddit, gaining over 31,000 points.

Q1: "You want to go out for pizza later?"

A1: "Yesn't."

Q2: "Ur mom gay."

A2: "Yesn't u."

by William Martin Joel June 7, 2018

Yesn't

Satirical synonym of the word "No" which gained popularity due to a change.org petition started in May 2018. The petition supported changing "No" in the English language to "yesn't."

It's a simple yes or yesn't question.

Would you like some liver? Yesn't thank you.

Yesn't collusion!

by Dongjun82 June 6, 2018

Yesn't

The opposite of yes. So : No

BOY : Wanna be my Bitch?
Girl : yesn't

by Gamergirls Pee June 10, 2018

Yesn't

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick

Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Yesn't

A word that means no.

Ewan: Hey sign this petition to change the word no in the English language to yesn't.

You: yesn't u

by CX88 June 6, 2018

Yesn't

What "no" will mean in the future?

Guy in 2025: "hey, is no still a word?"
Guy's friend in 2025: "lol yesn't".

by IoI_xD June 6, 2018

Yesn't

Yesn't is a substitute for no. Yesn't means no.

Without yesn't: Have you seen that new Nokia phone?
With yesn't: Have you seen that new Yesn'tkia phone?
Without yesn't: No. Let's not hangout. I don't want to hang out.
With yesn't: Yesn't. Let's yesn'tt hangout. I don't want to hang out.
Without yesn't: Edward Snowden.
With yesn't: Edward Syesn'twden.
Without yesn't: Uno.
With yesn't: Uyesn't.

by NoMeansYesnt June 6, 2018