yapanese

A term to reference when somebody is speaking nonsense or useless topics.

Etymology:

Yap - To speak out about things that make no sense at all.
-panese - Most likely comes from the language "Japanese", a written and spoken language in Japan.

dawg dream dropped a movie longer than toy story in yapanese

by yeryhsxv2 January 27, 2024

yapanese

what an annoying person that only yaps speaks not all people that talk a lot speak yapanese, only the ones that say boring and out-of-date stuff examples of out-of-date words (also known as yapanese): rizz, sigma, gigachad, Ohio (in a jokingly way), skibidi toilet, gyat, did you pray today, and other words that YouTube short kids say

Dude, that kid speaks yapanese, listen to what he's saying rn, (the kid is saying "this game is so Ohio, skibidi toilet, fanum tax, rizz, giga chad, did you pray today.")

by iluvkittykatzzz November 27, 2023

Yapanese

A person who speaks nonstop with their friends, annoying literally everyone around them with their loudness.

If in a school setting, they won't shut their ass up even if the teacher specifically instructs the class to be quiet.

Girl 1: "Oh my God bestie, have you seen her hair?"

Girl 2" "YESSS BESTIE! WHY WON'T SHE STOP COPYING ME?"

Me: Bruh they're literally fluent in Yapanese 💀💀💀

by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 13, 2023

yapanese

the language english teachers speak (looking at you mr. rose)

Mr rose stop speaking yapanese

Mr Rose: yap yap yappity yap yap.....
Students: bro's fluent in yapanese💀

by mrroseyaps March 21, 2024

yapanese

the language all english teachers speak when they think they're eating up their basic powerpoint

Teacher: yap yap yappity yap yap...
Us: bro's fluent in yapanese

by mrroseyaps March 24, 2024

yapanese

yapanese is when somebody cant stop talking

he was speaking yapanese

by sperfmaker March 26, 2024

Yapanese

1. Of someone who talks excessively to the point where it sounds like a different language.
2. The tendency of heavily narrative-driven JRPGs to subject players to excessively long, meandering stretches of dialogue, exposition, monologues, flashbacks, or backstories that advance the plot minimally (or not at all). This can often last literal hours while characters stand motionless in a room musing and pontificating about the finer points of friendship / fate / the human condition / the true meaning of Christmas / etc.

1. Bro was just deadass talking straight yapanese.
2. ENOUGH OF THIS YAPANESE! Just get to the bit where I hit the bad guys with the swords, for the love of god.

by WarrenHeath March 21, 2026