Definitions by WarrenHeath
Yapanese
1. Of someone who talks excessively to the point where it sounds like a different language.
2. The tendency of heavily narrative-driven JRPGs to subject players to excessively long, meandering stretches of dialogue, exposition, monologues, flashbacks, or backstories that advance the plot minimally (or not at all). This can often last literal hours while characters stand motionless in a room musing and pontificating about the finer points of friendship / fate / the human condition / the true meaning of Christmas / etc.
2. The tendency of heavily narrative-driven JRPGs to subject players to excessively long, meandering stretches of dialogue, exposition, monologues, flashbacks, or backstories that advance the plot minimally (or not at all). This can often last literal hours while characters stand motionless in a room musing and pontificating about the finer points of friendship / fate / the human condition / the true meaning of Christmas / etc.
1. Bro was just deadass talking straight yapanese.
2. ENOUGH OF THIS YAPANESE! Just get to the bit where I hit the bad guys with the swords, for the love of god.
2. ENOUGH OF THIS YAPANESE! Just get to the bit where I hit the bad guys with the swords, for the love of god.
Yapanese by WarrenHeath March 21, 2026