breakfast at wimbledon

Having breakfast at wimbledon is having sex in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. The phrase comes from the name of the long-standing preview show before televised portions of the famed tennis tournament in England.

"Hey guys. I was in a hurry this morning, but I was able to snag some breakfast at wimbledon before work."

by crewsanctioned July 31, 2009

Hank J. wimbleton

The name of the "hero" of Madness combat, and the following episodes by the flash animator Krinkles. His name is revealed in episode 5, "Madness Apotheosis" on a wanted sign.

Hank J. wimbleton is the most badass mofo ever!

by Jim September 8, 2005

wemble

To be undecided or indecisive, to switch back and forth between decisions, opinions, options, or directions.

You're such a wembler, Wembley!

by Freerefill December 16, 2006

cock wombler

An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.

Sam :- Oh I fucking hate George.
Tony :- Yeah he's a total cock wombler!

by The phantom clock May 10, 2014

Wumless

Often used to say as an insult to one who wanks with no cum.

Oh boy, That kid is a wumless

by 9Koji October 19, 2019

wimbledon

A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people

"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"

a made up quote from Tim Henman

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

Wimbledong

When a member of the general public appears on the big screen during a tennis match at Wimbledon and acts like a total dong! An example of this would be flailing their arms about like a moron and mouthing "mum i'm on the telly!"

Dan: Oh what a spiffing...MUM, I'M ON THE TELLY!!!

Stacey: Oh Daniel...please compose youreself, you are acting like a total Wimbledong!

by pimp&raggassho July 2, 2009