WTFH

My abbreviation for What The Fucking Hell. Granted no one actually uses this, eventually people will come around...

"LIKE, OMG, I TOTALLY HAD A GREAT TIME, IT WAS THE SEX!!"
"Ashley, WTFH, SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"Yesterday, I saw the weirdest shit."
"What?"
"This guy was bangin' his dog, and I said, "This a WTFH moment right here."
"WTFH?"
"Dude, your such a noob."

by David717 April 29, 2008

WTFTP

A contraction of the acronyms WTF and FTP, roughly meaning What The Fucking File Transfer Protocol. It is commonly used in the computer industry to BS someone that doesn't know what you are talking about.

"Well your internet isn't working because the WTFTP is having issues connecting to the server."

by Rodney Skinner July 3, 2008

wtftstm?

What The F*** That Supposed To Mean?

"halo reach"
Darren: hey you, you look like a pig.
You: Wtftstm?
Darren: I'm high.
You: O.o

by cheesemun December 29, 2010

wtfjh

"what the fuck just happened?"; what you say when you get super blazed on some good weed and then something happens but you have no fucking clue what's going on and then you just transport to the present and you're thinking "what the fuck just happened?" and then you say "what the fuck just happened?" and then you burst into a psychotic laugh at your own stupidity.

Connie: "Why is Jane all spaced out over there?"

Tyler: "Just give her a few. "
*3 seconds later*
Jane: "wtfjh!!!!!!"*laughs psychotically*

by wiggerhugger March 19, 2019

wtft

What the French Toast!

An Exclamation of Surprise often in the negative connotation. Used often as a replacement for what the fuck around children or in polite company.

Wtft!!?!? That guy just flipped me off for no reason!

by WoodenTron February 16, 2009

Wtfh

Wtfh stands for What The Fucking Hell.

1) Used for IM's or chats.

2) Used by douchebags who say "OMG" or "LOL"

1) HI1P5T3R: Duuddeee, I just saw my brother fucking a sex toy O_O

Hawthorne: WTFH DUDE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT.

2) Darrick: Dude, I find all the coolest shit at spencers, fuck, they're awesome.

Drake: Wtfh? OMG. I hate spencers!

by Geicolizard July 27, 2009

wtfchop

Derived from the yetti region of the upper part of russian territory of bangcock, it was first used when i yetti used a piece of rock to chop open his friends head b\c they're so retarded that they do that sort of thing mostly b\c they're inbred and like to ride giraffes and such, but also b\c they like to eat green cantelopes from norway. it is now used more commonly used as a verb synonymous with "karate chop".

WTFCHOP!P!!! I R TEH YETTI!!!(on3)!!11!!!!1111

by Swampytoadstool February 10, 2005