Meat Wreath

A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.

I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.

by Coolvin Coolidge December 14, 2010

Wreath Jerk

A circle jerk on Christmas

Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?

by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012

hanging a wreath

the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.

'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.

by vingt20 June 17, 2011

anus wreath

the ring of hair surrounding your butthole.

"hey morgan! did you shave your anus wreath today?"

by borkupine April 10, 2010

Wreath Around

A Reach around but you gotta put the wreath on the dick first.

I was right the whole time fuckers|
Wreath Around

by Wreath Around December 4, 2016

wreath nipple

This is when a women has a circular ring of hair around her areola. When the girl takes her bra off u are supprised to get a mouth full of hair in the dark and begin to gag. This is also known as Hareola, which has already been coined on Urban Dictionary.

I was gettin down with this fresh chick from the bar when I realized I had hair stuck in my teeth from her nipples. When the lights came on it looked two miniture christmas wreathes minus the flashing lights. Trick had wreath nipples...
hareola

by chicoman341978 May 25, 2014

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that has built up on your pubes when engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was busted by his wife when she pulled down his pants to reveal his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021