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Womaneering 

woo͝m′ən'îr′ĭng
:Taking a perfectly civil and rational conversation and calculating exactly how much passive aggressive toxicity you can intentionally inject while getting away with blaming "the patriarchy" for your own lack of social skills and sexism.
// Mary was Womaneering when she thought she knew everything there was to know, due to her Dunning-Kruger Effect, that she snapped at James for simply trying to help her better understand the nuanced and complex aspects of Fluid Dynamics. Mary wonders why her coworkers avoid her but her cats like her so much.
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womanager 

n. The pimp. A professional man who manages women.
Person A: Is that the manager?
Person B: No fool. That's the womanager.
Womanager: Pimpin' ain't easy
womanager by doped12 October 21, 2013

Womansterbation 

I don't care what you say, my mom told me womansterbation is a natural thing!
Womansterbation by osiz February 8, 2010

Womanate 

When a female goes about her domesticated ways...
She went into the kitchen to womanate.
Womanate by MommaDani November 22, 2020

WOMANATE 

My Mom got up to go womanate in the kitchen.
WOMANATE by MommaDani December 6, 2020

Womanateams

When you and a friend, disguised as medical staff and sneak into your local zoos veterinary clinic and locate the sick manatee and take turns on its suspended in water body, until the water is so cloudy you won't be able to locate the point of entry.
Bro#1: Man I'm so bored this summer

Bro#2: yeah man I wish my girlfriend wasn't so mad at me for sticking it in her ass without permission or i'd probably be at her place right now

T.V.: BREAKING NEWS, reporter Sally Samson here at the Georgia aquarium where the manatees have caught hepatitis from a delinquent janitor

Bro#1: *looks at Bro 2

Bro#2: *looks at bro 1

Both bros: Are you thinkin' what im thinkin'?

Both bros: WOMANATEAMS
Womanateams by Tortapounder8000 August 21, 2025

Womanaire 

An Adult Female Entrepreneur. A female creative scaling your business through leadership, experience, dedication, love, and passion.
John: have you heard about Milano?

Steve: yeah! She’s a true womanaire
Womanaire by Itsbutterflyy July 14, 2018