wintard

A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.

Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.

by rapskat September 14, 2005

wintersed

1. Of or relating to the act of Keith Winters foiling one's plans to do something enjoyable.
2. To be Wintersed.

Ready to hit the slopes, I looked for my board only to find it missing. I knew right then that I had been Wintersed once again.

by not applicable March 27, 2003

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004

Wintard

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.

Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.

by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009

Wiitarded

someone who blames the nintendo company for the distruction of thier tv due to the throwing of a wiimote

" Did you hear about those people in the news sueing nintendo? They are so Wiitarded."
Example uses wiitarded in a sentence.

by ~Alex ~ March 31, 2008

intarded

1.George W. Bush

2.so retarded (lacking basic skills) that the word is pronounced in a Bush-like manner.

My word, that president is certainly intarded.

by aunt jen April 8, 2005

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014