Willem

Short guy who tries to suck his own dick everyday but its not long enough and he gets depression lolololollolool.

willem wdefrgtyi

by Willem Katsus April 6, 2022

Willem

Gay

Willem is so gay, he sucks dick for a living. And kids thats why he can't keep a stable relationship.

by Pretty pretty princess July 15, 2018

Willem

Very Gay and not cool he is smelly and has a small penis

Eww is that Willem?

Pass the Bleach please

by NoDadGang January 9, 2019

willem

willem is me im a fucking god and thats undenible my dick is the size of the universe and when i nut it causes waves.

i am also super hot.

thats willem hes a god

by giantdickman October 13, 2021

Willem Powerfish

Willem powerfish is a bloke that loves to chase 3 meter flattys on whole chooks, he spends most of his time at the brothel getting blokes. he has been cast netting sice he was three.

fuck did you see Willem Powerfish 3 meter flatty it was a dog of a cunt

by get the dogs August 28, 2019

Jan Willem

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Willem Dafoe

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.

"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

by Healthy guy enthusiast November 26, 2020