He usually very sweaty stalker. Lives with his mum. Likes to get fake drunk and dab allot. Spells his own name wrong.
by Funnybones5 March 07, 2017
Short guy who tries to suck his own dick everyday but its not long enough and he gets depression lolololollolool.
willem wdefrgtyi
by Willem Katsus April 06, 2022
Willem is so gay, he sucks dick for a living. And kids thats why he can't keep a stable relationship.
by Pretty pretty princess July 15, 2018
by NoDadGang January 09, 2019
Willem powerfish is a bloke that loves to chase 3 meter flattys on whole chooks, he spends most of his time at the brothel getting blokes. he has been cast netting sice he was three.
by get the dogs August 28, 2019
The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.
Also, he is probably your real father.
Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
by guacamollen May 16, 2018
by Healthy guy enthusiast November 26, 2020