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Icelandic volcano 

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.
Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.
Icelandic volcano by retailguy April 18, 2010

Icelandic Torso Love 

The act of 2 male lovers throbbing in the missionary position, occasionally french kissing wearing nothing but leather belts, while building an Excel model.
How was the party yesterday?

Pretty dull, Haukur and Finnbogi sneaked into the computer room for some Icelandic Torso Love and ended up with a circular reference.

icelandicish 

someone who lives in iceland speaks icelandicish.
my friend is english, my neighbour is syngaporish and my brother from another mother is icelandicish.

someone who shops in iceland likes icelandicish food
icelandicish by elzz March 20, 2017

Icelandic Fire Drill 

The Icelandic Fire Drill is when you fill your female partner’s anus and vagina with Icy Hot and then perform ass to vag back and forth until they are screaming in pain and are forced to run out of the house.
Debbie got the cops called on us last night. I pulled the ole’ Icelandic Fire Drill on her and the neighbors thought we were fighting.

Icelandic Rodeo 

When you are doing a girl doggy style and then you tell her you have herpes and see how long you can hang on. (Any other STD is also acceptable).
When Jack hooked up with the girl from the bar he pulled the Icelandic Rodeo and beat his old high score by 17 seconds.
Icelandic Rodeo by ~Iceman~ September 18, 2009

Sloppy Icelandic Bum Hole 

Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!