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whitewater rafting

A fun activity where you put on PFDs (layman; "life jacket"), jump in a rubber raft with little PVC paddles and float down the river....no big deal...until you get flipped over, hit on the head with a rock, hit in the teeth with a paddle, flipped out of the raft, pushed out of the raft, or are simply scared out of your mind and go into fight-or-flight mode with those class 5 rapids coming around the bend.
I was having a fun time whitewater rafting until we hit this class 4 sideways, our raft flipped over, I got sucked into the rapid and popped out about 40 feet away (still holding on to my paddle)...After whitewater rafting (which was a real rush) driving on the beltway doesn't seem so bad.
by irishREPUBLICANarmy January 1, 2004
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Whitewater

A small town in southern Wisconsin where heroin is killing people every day yet the police worry more about people parking in their own grass.
"Wanna go to whitewater?"
"No i dont feel like getting murdered behind the pizza joint for drug money."
by Skavinger May 14, 2016
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Whitewater Shafting

When he saw the waterbed in her dorm room, he knew he was in for some whitewater shafting.
by Adman12 June 12, 2008
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whitewater cocktail

eating another man's cum from inside a woman's after he's ejaculated in her
After ****ing Wendy, Jason made Billy drink whitewater cocktail.
by MajiShine December 25, 2009
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The Whitewater Pact

A money-laundering/identity theft scheme conducted through Discord.
"Yo man, I just joined The Whitewater Pact Discord." "Bro, you know that's a scam, right?"
by Finngiant February 3, 2021
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Whitehaven

A small town in cumbria, the residents are known as 'Jam eaters'
You don't want to Whitehaven, its full of jam eaters!
by notajameater October 16, 2011
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whitewater rafting

The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.
She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.
by Margaret the Deviant June 14, 2011
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