whammyfaced

One degree past shitfaced. Completely gone, not coherent at all, just wasted beyond belief.

Spencer got so whammyfaced he fell down the Smiley stairs and broke his ankle.

Eric got so whammyfaced he punched the wall thinking it was his own shadow.

by Urlic February 1, 2006

Whammy Mess

A term used to describe one who has fallen from the Mormon religion and has transformed into a binge-drinking, womanizing heathen. Also a phoenetical expansion of the well-known abbreviation: Worst Mormon Ever. abbreviation W.M.E.

Joseph is a Whammy Mess.

That Whammy Mess is a marathon-running, red-bull drinking, grinding machine.

by Poocio January 23, 2009

Timey-Whimey Detector

A machine that is used by the Doctor, in the BBC series Doctor who. It goes ding when there's stuff.

*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*

Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 22, 2010

egg whammys

this is where you go at 4am to get some badass grand slams and eggs over my hamy's. aka dennys

bro fuck its 4am im fungry, dude lets hit up egg whammys get some hash browns. oh fo sho!

by j-easy! January 12, 2009

Buscami Whammy

Buscami Whammy is when critically acclaimed actor Steve Buscemi deep dicks a woman. The phrase is most popularly associated with his role in movies, but is applicable and an accurate description to apply to his personal life as well. It may also be used to describe him 'destroying' a woman's vagina with his penis or making sweet, sweet love to them. This act can be applied to males as well, all though in this case it tends to be viewed as destroying the man's sphincter and thus is not usually a desired occurrence.

Did you see the first episode of Boardwalk Empire?

I did! Steve really gave that woman the good ol' Buscami Whammy.

by JustSomeTrick September 26, 2010

Whammy Burning

Whammy Burning is the art of making love with such vigour that the friction causes pubic hair to smoulder and occasionaly ignite.

Whammy Burning can be used as an alternative hair removal technique.

"Hi love, do you fancy some whammy burning tonight.?"

by Rich Kempa January 16, 2008

New Orleans Whammy

Involves two loads of jizz.

First, cum on the girl's neck so that a pearl necklace effect is achieved, much like Mardi Gras.

Secondly, cover her bedroom in cum and loot everything to give a Hurricane Katrina experience.

M1: So how did your date last night go?
M2: It ended with a New Orleans Whammy. Check out the Rolex I got while she was screaming her head off.

by VermilionLimit May 26, 2009