when did i ask

A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough

Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?

by Merco-_- April 22, 2020

When Did I Ask

This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).

If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.

Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*

by snerfl February 1, 2021

“When did I ask”

When someone replies to something you say with “when did I ask” they are the definition of a flop Or alternatively a drop kick and cannot think of anything good to say so resort back to “when did I ask”

Bloke: yo I just found 10 bucks

Flop: when... “when did I ask”?
Bloke: you’re an actual flop

by Clapped76 April 28, 2020

When did I ask

"When did I ask" is something a fucking 9 year old cunt that screams RussIa WiNS The War or ThE fUtUrE iS nEaR and averagly / daily plays fortnite for a living and shitting themselves. It is referred to as absolute fucking retarded word that rarely anyone uses and a person would use it to end a conversation leading to the person being hit with the word , to utterly be enraged and wanting to literally stone you to death.

Bsf: "Hey man , You wanna go out to eat with my girlfriend maybe invite yours?"
Cunt : "when?"
Bsf : " At-"
Cunt : "Nah when did I ask.
bsf : *insert image of a cannibal literally shredding a person to bits."

by RevoultionaryIdiot July 7, 2022

When Darkness Falls

When darkness falls
Foggy night
The heathen's valley
The forest is filled with hate

Souls of the dead
Rising up
The Horde gathers
Ready for battle
Ride off
With hatred in his eyes
Bloody ashes
As proof of our victory

Then we gather
To celebrate victory
The cry of the ravens
Sets the mood

Our souls disappear…
The twilight fades
The night is almost over…
Soon we will gather again

(When Darkness Falls)

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

when doves cry

One of Prince's hits. It features in his film, 'Purple Rain' and it was voted the best song of 1984.

"This is what it sounds like when doves cry'

by princesraindance July 31, 2017

When Donald Trump Became President

The end of the world and the extinction of women.

Oh no, When Donald Trump Became President, we have to go to another country where Trump doesn't find us.

by Academic Enrichment November 15, 2016