Wew

or Wews. It is used when you are shocked or when someone say's something that you don't believe. Originated from the Philippines, or the werpa lodi petmalu capital of the world.

Someone: My name is Dldo.
Me: Wews? Is that your real name?
Someone: It is!
Me: Weeeews?

When shocked:
Someone: Happy Birthday! *brings out present*
Me: Wews! Thank you so much!

by ElvenPH November 12, 2017

Wew

A wannabe jew.

Jeez Fred, your neighbor is such a wew!

by Master Wew August 2, 2011

wewe

The crapload of memes made by Lenin and Stalin when communism was still a fat-ass fad and were carelessly written upside down. This failed however as they launched the ourour campaign so this is basically communist dump.

Capitalist Pig: Hey wanna look up some memes?
Communist#1: Oh hell no you capitalist pig imma look up some wewes, sukka!
Communist#2: Imma look up some ourours you pizza shit.
Communist#1: ...

by cucklefisher January 29, 2019

wew lad

A phrase used to convey astonishment at something especially stupid or ridiculous.

Person 1: "Have you heard black students in California are, demanding segregated dorm rooms?"
Person 2: "Wew lad."
Person 1: "yea"

by Skramblz January 24, 2017

eh wew

an anime girls pronunciation of the words oh wow

eh wew that's pretty nice

by doritoboi619 April 14, 2021

jucey wewe

When u have peepee dat long and big and ur name Jonathan and u tryina hit yo lose v card

It’s ur boy JUCEY WEWE

by JUCEY WEWE March 7, 2019

kutomba wewe

A way to say fuck you without people knowing
Pronounced (goo- tamba way way)

*trump doing a speech*
Me: kutomba wewe

by themerpyderpydragon April 20, 2017