Werf Snurfer

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles *chomp chomp chomp*

"Dude your such a Werf Snurfer"

"WTF don't be a Werf Snurfer you creep"

"I totally saw your mom Werf Snurfing last night"

by Classy N' Trashy November 03, 2009

Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

by Anita D'Hoobaday July 09, 2020

werf wang

The slang name given to a penis which is approximatly 3.5 inches or less when erected.

she laughed when he took off his pants and put his werf wang on the table.

by |319 |V19 April 13, 2004

Werf

A Queef out of the penis hole

I ligit just werfed

by Coolcat223585 July 18, 2022

Werf

Werf;

A stage one form of children's Ass Cancer. It is called Werf due to the man who founded it Aaron Werf in 2003. The word Werf, is also a trendy word you can use to roast a friend or family member.

"Is he going to be okay?! I heard Michael has Stage one Werf"

"Dude she totally has werf "

by Leafyslilfaggot June 02, 2018

Werf Dog

A dog with Premature Ejaculation that is also a Vaginal Viking

"Look, there's a Werf Dog"

by Ophey January 16, 2009

Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

by Anita D'Hoobaday July 09, 2020