vag webs

a vagina which hasn't been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover vagina walls with a white sheet.

A: Can I eat you out?
B: Can you ever! Oh wait a moment, I have to dust my vag webs

by samanth. July 25, 2006

Search or enter website name

You are very bored and/or in hard contemplation with something. (take it easy, ok?)
The default lore text that is shown when no characters have been typed in the Address bar in Safari.
Safari is the default browser for Mac OS X.

Safari User: *Opens Safari*
Safari Address bar: "Search or enter website name"
Safari User: *Types: "Minecraft.net"*

by surviveandthrive December 28, 2018

Webslut

A woman of loose moral character whose sexual exploits are available for viewing on the internet.

Neoqlassical Art aka MrsApple originally rose to fame as a Webslut.

by pigexposer12 July 1, 2021

Websense

Satan's personal intenet proxy

I hear satan has installed Websense on the college network
Oh shit, not that fucking crap

by Anonymous????????????????????? May 26, 2009

Dating Website

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.

Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?

by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

He was number one!

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.

by Punkbird July 22, 2014

weebshit

An absolute disgraceful Instagram anime meme account ran by an awful weeb who does nothing but posts relatable animemes all-day. The only good thing about his existence & his page is that he's ad-free.

Guy 1: Do you follow @weebshit on Instagram?

Guy 2: Yes, I do.

Guy 1: I always knew you were a big fucking weeb

by Everyone's Waifu February 28, 2020