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Websling Dong

The act of laying your soft penis in front of a person place or thing and immediatly get a sudden physical hardness in your private region were it extends to a length that it slaps the target object straight in the jaw and secretes a sticky white fluid on the target that simulates spidermans webs.
also see spiderman ass and Spidey Senses are Tingling
YO BROSEPHINO last night your grandma took the Websling Dong like a trooper!!
by Peter Russo July 3, 2007
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webslinging

I went to the bathroom with jesse and chloe and i started to go webslinging them.
by RawDiggitty March 10, 2010
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werlinger

The werlinger's are an awesomeness to the family
by Sandman17 February 23, 2015
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Wessinger

A kid who is pretty neat! Who is funny and will piss you off sometimes for a joke. Loves memes! Is really smart and is a total STEM kid!!
Is probably in band...
Oh Wessinger... it that the band kid...
by NotSamB June 4, 2019
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Weisinger

That dude is such a Weisinger
by ImTDubs October 10, 2019
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Weisinger

Man that dudes a Weisinger
by ImTDubs October 10, 2019
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Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
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