Sloppy, Green Wart-cake 

Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.

While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!

Sloppy, Green Wart-cake by Nocliche June 8, 2009

testicle shitting rectal wart 

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

testicle shitting rectal wart by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003

wart 

Someone or something that you want to get rid off but really can't.
This someone or something is so annoying that it drives you crazy but still you've gotten attached to it and you can't live without it.

On one hand there's something about her that makes me want to spend all my time with her but on the other hand I know it's not the best thing for me. She's a real Wart.

wart by jozefa April 10, 2008

penal wart 

a fleshy growth found on one's junk.

Dick 1: Yo man i think you've got something on your face.

Dick 2: Yea bro thats just my penal wart.

penal wart by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009

rectal wart 

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

rectal wart by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Diseased Rectal Wart 

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

Diseased Rectal Wart by Tim :] February 9, 2007

Warty troll 

"Warty troll", noun. Describes an extremely small being that enjoys eating small creatures and various other warm objects.

Erin Burgess is a warty troll.

Warty troll by iloveErin November 8, 2009