Emo Wannabe
Girls who are preppy and see a lot of emo kids and see how they have lots of friends. They don't have any friends and just want to hang out with them. The dtages of the emo wannabe...
1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her.
2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt.
3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos.
4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves.
5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here.
6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo...
Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo.
1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that.
2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset.
3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner.
4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH)
5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone.
6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue.
7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.
1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her.
2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt.
3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos.
4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves.
5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here.
6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo...
Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo.
1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that.
2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset.
3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner.
4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH)
5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone.
6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue.
7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.
Emo Wannabe Girl: OOHH EMMM GEEE! I LUV MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!
Real Emo Kid: What's your favorite song by them?
WG: Uh....The Parade Black!
RE: ...you mean the Black Parade?
WG: Yeah! I love it!
RE: Then sing the first part of it.
WG: ....oh I have to go to class now! Bye bye! *skips away*
Emo Wannabe Boy: I eat dead babies!
Friend1: Really?
WB: Yea, it's addicting.
Friend2: You know you have a big oreo ring around your mouth?
WB: Oh, yeah, that was a baby. The blood got dry.
Friends(in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht... >_>
Real Emo Kid: What's your favorite song by them?
WG: Uh....The Parade Black!
RE: ...you mean the Black Parade?
WG: Yeah! I love it!
RE: Then sing the first part of it.
WG: ....oh I have to go to class now! Bye bye! *skips away*
Emo Wannabe Boy: I eat dead babies!
Friend1: Really?
WB: Yea, it's addicting.
Friend2: You know you have a big oreo ring around your mouth?
WB: Oh, yeah, that was a baby. The blood got dry.
Friends(in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht... >_>
Emo Wannabe by misaxBETCH June 20, 2009