NICE WANKA

A nice wanka is a nice sized penis. When saying nice wanka, it is often said by an austrailian girl or a british girl with a strong accent.

Hey Zach! You have a NICE WANKA.

by ZFH July 27, 2010

Willie Wanka

A reference to a male that is known to be a chronic masturbator or wanker.

Watch out for Carl. He's a real Willie Wanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2016

Blody wanka

A more bri’ish was of saying “bloody wanker”

Oy m8 come teh London yeah, I’ll rip ya bones out ya blody wanka

by cryo-kun May 04, 2021

fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole

Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser

by chasersl July 01, 2021

wanka dollar

a currency used in any outrageous bet, only available as 5 wanka dollars.

I'll bet you five wanka dollars to go bang on their door and tackle them when they answer.

by vadandb November 17, 2010

Briefcase wanka

Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!

“briefcase wanka is a right laugh ”

by Briefcase wanka April 30, 2019

Bus wanka

Bus wankas are a very weird people usually bus wankas have names like Chester, Pedro, Alfredo and Jerad.
Bus wankas should be kept away from nans as they will melest them.

Bus wankas can be very dangerous as they usually have a melester licence.

Your nan is a bus wanka.

by HotPizzaRolls April 22, 2019