Centerpoint Walrusing

When you're in Texas and you lose power because of Centerpoint's neglect and mismanagement and it's 100 degrees outside so you splash a quart of water on your tile floor and lay there naked like a Walrus in the third world.

Don't bother Danny today, he's been Centerpoint Walrusing since Hurricane Beryl.

by NotTheEC July 12, 2024

Walrused

It's when a person becomes overly obese

My classmate went home for summer break and came back completely walrused.

by Richardman April 22, 2023

Walrusing

When a dog (generally an older one) has that long, sad, tired look on their face and they look like a walrus.

"Why does your dog look like that?"

"Oh, he's just walrusing, he's fine."

by studderbeans February 5, 2024

Walrusing

The act of overdoing it in relation to food, booze, or anything that is not healthy.

On my 40th birthday I was walrusing hard and ended up gaining 12 pounds.

by SR Bear March 17, 2019