vittles

The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.

Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks

Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!

by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007

Vitelma

The most fashionable beautiful person ever.
We love you.
I love you.
The baddest bitch out here.

I would give my life and soul to vitelma with no hesitation.

by a vitelma stan March 30, 2021

Sebastian Vettel

German F1 driver currently driving for Aston Martin Cognizant F1 team. He is a 4 time world champion, winning his titles consecutively between 2010-2013 with Red Bull Racing and also winning the constructors championship consecutively for 4 years during this time.

BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL!!!

by guif December 16, 2021

Toxic Vettel Fan

Unfortunately the majority of F1 motor racing fans as of recent. On every social media platform this mob comes in massive numbers, there is no escaping them. These fans are almost never positive, unless it’s about vettel of course 🥺. They usually know nothing about the sport, and blame his recent failures on things that were totally in his control and his fault.

Ex1: “Commonly found on Twitter and Reddit, the Toxic Vettel Fan can be found in his natural habitat at the bottom of posts creating flame wars against the facts.”

Ex2:

Toxic Vettel Fan: OMG did you see what happened to Vettel did omg he spun out omg *some other random thing* caused it this was not vettels fault omg Vettel is being so oppressed omg” “Also fuck Ferrari it was 100% your fault vettel didn’t win the championship in 2018”
Normal person w/ iq above 8: “oh boy here comes the toxic vettel fans”

by why_is_this_username_taken August 30, 2021

tender vittles

mad super fly hot bitches

I'd love to get all up off in dem tender vittles.

by noogin December 28, 2005

vittles

Any type of food that you are eating

im putting on my johnny jons and gettin some vittles

by E-Trudgin April 4, 2006

Vettel

Vettel or Sebastian Vettel is a German racing driver who competed in Formula One from 2007 to 2022 for BMW Sauber, Toro Rosso, Red Bull, Ferrari, and Aston Martin.

Yooooo, I just watched Vettel win a race in India.

by claytonissus January 24, 2023