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Vicodin

Narcotic (that is, opiate) pain reliever (see 'oxycodone') that the FDA took off the market... not because of its opiate properties (which will block your pain or, if you're not in pain, get you high), but because the company that makes it, to preserve their copywrite and keep it from becoming generic (our slogan: "profits ahead of people"), added enough aceteminophen (Tylenol, APAP) to it to fry your liver. For chronic pain patients, oxycodone is great stuff, and so lots of people were put on Vicodin (the company bribed doctors with freebies and trips, etc., to prescribe it instead of generic oxycodone, that costs less)... then their patients started suffering liver failures and dying. Oh well... they'd made their profits.
I'm one of those chronic pain patients (6 spine surgeries) and don't get high at all from opiates-- the body is smart enough to aim the narcotics at the pain first. If there isn't any pain, you will get high as a kite on 5% of what I take daily... But the acetominophen in the Vicodin would have blown out my liver and killed me, and all for the sake of the multinational pharmaceutical firm's profit/loss margin.

And when you hear this crap about how they have to charge so much because of research costs, try to get a comparison of research and marketing costs for the same drug. Good luck.
by The Fadduh October 24, 2009
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Vicodin

A narcotic pain reliever with a high risk of addiction. Can cause respiratory distress and death when taken in high doses or when combined with alcohol.
“Fuck, my doctor prescribed me with Vicodin. I can’t have alcohol anymore, shit.”
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Vicodin

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david vicodin

Alias for former hall of fame quarterback Bret Favre. Favre took on the pysuedonym after battling an addiction to the powerful opiate vicodin.
"Hey, did you see ol' david vicodin retired"
-"Who?"
"You know, Brett Favre."
by Deez Nizzuts March 8, 2008
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Vicodin Es

Extra Strength Vicodin. 7.5 mg hydrocodone, 750 mg Tylenol.
Doc... This Vicodin is not helping the pain any more. Now what? Here try Vicodin ES. It is 1.5 times as strong.
by Buttercup87 August 17, 2011
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