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metrosexual

A new name for something quite old. Men with taste & style who know about fashion, art, and culture have always existed. In past centuries, these kinds of men were in the uppercrust of society (more leisure time). Technology has enabled men with more leisure time, so less wealthy males can now fuss over their looks and aesthetics almost as much as women. An American Metrosexual is like your average European male. In France or Italy, men can be manly and work on cars and know about art and fashion at the same time. They are cool with that and don't need some special name for the less "masculine" side. In the U.S. we think men all have to be eithrt dumb gorillas or homosexuals. There is some grey area! There is an emphasis on not being pretentious in america that itself becomes a kind of pretentiousness. Men who dabble in vanity or in lofty romantic concerns seem less like men when in fact, they are probably better lovers to women than their traditional counterpart.
James Bond is very metro in a lot of ways. He aint no sissy but he has excellent taste.
by siglosecreto August 27, 2005
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Hetrosexual

That boy likes only girls. He is a Hetrosexual and/or straight.
by .:Gin:. July 24, 2007
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metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."
by Russ January 1, 2004
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jetrosexual

A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:

11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.

10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.

9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.

8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.

7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages

6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.

5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.

4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.

3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.

2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.

1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
Forget being a Metrosexual or Ubersexual. Me, I'm Jetrosexual
by Interitus July 21, 2008
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hetrosexual

to be hetrosexual you would love the opposite gender or in other words ‘straight
hetrosexual boy and girl
by bob for prez June 4, 2015
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vibrosexual

When a woman,or man...decide that they would rather use a vibrator then actually have sex with men or women.
Taylor:"I've decided, im going to become a complete vibrosexual!"
Caitlin:"they must be some pretty good vibrators"
by chris peaten August 6, 2008
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snowboard metrosexual

the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was
sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. "how's you day going?" "bro I just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk." thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metrosexual goes back to black
by hockeyjay09 December 13, 2009
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