The abridged version

The abridged version (noun): is a lie.

Jaake: How did this happen? Why?
Amir: Abridged version?
Jake: Sure.
Amir: I don't know.
Jake: Long version?
Amir: Leron told me there was money in here.
Jake: Gotcha. So the abridged version is a lie.
Amir: Oh, yeah.

by Sweeney Sexy Todd July 24, 2011

Theatrical Version

Tweaking the events of a story so it makes you look better after telling it.

Person 1: Why did you say you told that guy off? He totally made you wet yourself.

Person 2: Shut up man! I gave them the theatrical version so they don't know I have bladder problems.

Person 1: Bladder problems? Now I'm getting the theatrical version.

by Snizzard November 7, 2010

Campbell's Version

Usually referring to the condensed version of a story, as in the retelling without all the stupid, unnecessary details.

Person 1: "So then we were walking in the park and the grass was all dead 'cause it's winter time and stuff..."
Person 2: "Dude, gimme the campbell's version please."

by wordsandstuff November 26, 2010

dinnerbook version

the long-winded version of events, going into every detail

Eggers: My date with Griggletta last night went well
Fusto: Oh, tell me more about it!
Eggers: OK, do you want the short version or the dinnerbook version

by Eggers07 February 19, 2008

Amirali Version

A version of a big file (mostly videos) with lower size suitable for slow internet connections.

A: This file is too big for me, can you send an Amirali version?
B: Sure. Here’s the Amirali version of the file.

by whocanthisbequestionmark September 3, 2020

`-=[]\;',./ and the shift version

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you cant put `-=\;',./ and the shift version in a sentence or you can?

by some bored student November 15, 2022

Version 2.0

Term used in reference to George W Bush and upgraded (in this case downgraded) software.
New Version 2.0 Optimized will bring this country to debt faster, create less jobs for everyone, all while bathing himself in OIL. Version 2.0 can do more for you than ever before.
Ever thought about joining the military? Well you may not have a choice. You could be forced to fight his war even if you dont believe in what you are fighting for. This is all thanks to Version 2.0.

The first George Bush sucked!! Now we have to put up with the "new and improved" Version 2.0? This is bullshit!!! Im voting for Nader this Fall.

by blakely September 30, 2004