Verity

a lying back-stabbing friend, a sarcastic play on the origin of the name being truth.
"She slept with my husband and she was meant to be my best friend."
"Oh my god, what a verity!"

or

"He was by the lagoon with that chick I like, when he said he was too busy to go fishing, he's such a verity!"
by Uble July 25, 2009
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Verity

Rare loud squeaky squirrel found in the library of UWS going from “friends” to “friends”. Originally from the heart of nazi occupied Germany. Once on the endangered list was brought to Canada for breeding, but now migrated to Northwest America. Like most things/ people from Canada they think America is the worst, even though they are the one the live here to take advange of America’s economy, education, and other benefits that make America great (except health care).
Avoid: direct eye contact and when approached do not show pictures, videos, gifs or memes of chinchillas.
Any student: Who is that talking to everyone in the library.

Me: Is she blonde?
Any student: yes
Me: was it squeaking?
Any student: yes
Me: it’s Verity
by DogYouLikeYouDoggedMe December 10, 2018
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If a person is named verity, it 100% means that the person is a lesbian. In the past African origins Named their offsprings Verity if they wanted to prevent the family chain from growing as the children would be lesbian.
Being crowned the name Verity means the female recievant of the name is lesbian.
by Tooo busy July 10, 2019
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Verity Turner

Someone who is so brave that they will never back down from a challenge. They will also do whatever it takes to do something that the believe should be done.

If Verity somehow cannot remove her shoes she will simply bite her own legs off, and happily state "There, done! That'll teach you to mess with a Verity Turner!"

If Verity cannot open her house as she has lost her keys, she will simply set the house on fire, and state: "If I can't use it, then I don't need it!"
you are such a Verity Turner. I've never seen anyone set themselves on fire simply because they felt a little bit cold
by Gjwraith June 27, 2020
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Verity

A frikin dingus who loves minecraft, she will grow up to have no aspirations and no life....
She’s a bit of a weirdo and only has a few friends. The name means truth and well can’t say she lives up to her name...
She likes other weird ppl and the weird ppl all huddle together as a weird ppl crowd... i have nothing to say
She knows to much stuff that she probably shouldn’t.....

Take it from a verity.
She’s so dumb she must be a dingussssssss Verity.
by Emilyxoxo November 23, 2019
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Geoffrey verity schofield

Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.
Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.
by Thedudewithlowtest July 04, 2022
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verity

The best person eveeeeeerrrr! She is very nice AMAZING! She is also a little stubborn.
person1:OMG have you seen Verity today?
person2:No but I bet she looked amazing as usual!
person1: She was!!!
by cutepanda123 July 01, 2022
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