Ventura

The only decent city in Ventura County, geared mostly towards the working class and beach bums alike. Ventura is packed with all the retail stores you could need and still has a functioning main street, a rarity in America these days. Ventura does not have a walmart (thank god) but does have a target, kmart, big lots, and pretty much any other superstore that isn't wal mart; including a mall, 3 theaters, and about 20 smoke shops.

Dude, you just kicked my bong and shattered it! Oh well, I'm sure one of the 20 bong shops in Ventura is having a sale..

by kakarotch September 7, 2007

venturad

to get an undeserving person voted into office. Much like the Jesse Ventura

the locals just voted a 19 year old in to the mayors office, they got venturad

by Cully54868 April 25, 2010

Reverse Ace Ventura 2

When a man shoves his head (face first is essential) into another mans rectum; as filmed from the inside with a GoPro

The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2

Dude legit Reverse Ace Ventura 2'd me last night. Does that make me gay?

by ThadTimCkark June 9, 2018

ace ventura

(v.) Describes an irresponsible, or deliberate destruction of a parcel by a delivery driver who does not appreciate his job. Taken from the titular character's portrayal of a delivery driver in the only funny movie of Jim Carrey's career.

"Man, that FedEx driver must have Ace Ventura'd the hell out of my Antec box. The whole thing is trashed."

"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."

by RonindeBeatrice March 30, 2010

Ventura County Sheriff

Fat lazy cops who are bored 99% of the time and have nothing better to do than to run around busting teenagers for smoking pot. When it comes to real police work count them out.... They're only interested in things that require minimal or no work on their part. This is caused by the above stated symptoms they show of being fat and lazy and as long as they have their way will continue to do absolutely nothing but harass and arrest the youth of Ventura County for pointless shit.

Ventura County Sheriffs suck

by sheisaterror November 3, 2008

Jesse Ventura

former pro wresler, former Minnesota Governor. Election in 1998 "shocked the world". Prone to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the next.
aka The Body, The Mind

I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.

by peaches406 March 16, 2004

ace ventura

a cover up name for girls gone wild

jacking off under a pillow, and naming a file ace ventura

by ggwrules October 19, 2009