A godlike mammal who isn't even identified as a human being, Nobody knows where he came from, or how he got here, all we can guess is that he just spawned, his hand feels like a bedrock block in minecraft, undefeated, the only person capable of truly defeating Vasily is Jesus Christ himself
dude did you hear about vasily Kamotsky
DONT SAY IT
*glass breaks through window*
YOU KILLED US
*slaps their head into pieces ripping into another dimension*
DONT SAY IT
*glass breaks through window*
YOU KILLED US
*slaps their head into pieces ripping into another dimension*
by bigdudebigpoo August 21, 2021

Vasili is a man of many myths, they say he has killed two hundred men with nothing but his breath. They say children's souls are still stuck in his pores screaming and spitting out ooze and pus. He wears glasses, oh those poor glasses they have seen too much. He stinks of tuna and Marley and rumor has it if you recite the ritual "poopy, stinky..." in your bathroom window (between 3 am to 5 am) three times he will appear in his natural form. He has slain many woman such as Itzel and Maliik with his mighty Chode. Do not speak the name Vasili Lainas, you have been warned!
by Students of Wex October 30, 2019

by jekkelock January 22, 2020

A dumb Greek usually in the army, preferably national guard. Three main hobbies include: memes, fallout 3, and underage women. Can not drive for shit.
by Dpep2121 May 6, 2020

A Vasilis is an opportunistic man of Greek descent. A closeted gay who behaves like the main character from The Talented Mr. Ripley. He has no feelings, but pretends to be emotional to meet his agenda. Also obsessed with his body and victim of his own internalized homophobia, Vasilis loves taking selfies trying too hard to look manly, but showing off his saggy pecs and deformed nipples.
“He’s only offering help to later try to debunk the project you’re working on… such a Vasilis…”
“Don’t fall for his compliments, he’s using his classic Vasilis tactics so you fall for him”
“Don’t fall for his compliments, he’s using his classic Vasilis tactics so you fall for him”
by McScience94 November 23, 2021

Vasili is the most gay Fortnite kid by the time he wakes up he wants to stick something in his ass. He will never get a girlfriend only a boyfriend cause he's gay
Look at that gay kid he is a Vasili
by ......jdjabd zjand d November 25, 2021

by lazerdim70000 April 17, 2024
