ur mum

your mother

"me and ur mum"

by Tables man March 23, 2022

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022

ur mum

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ur mum uglie

by big lando November 12, 2019

ur mum

Someone British trying to roast you, but it doesn't sound good because they can't say ur mom.

British person: Ur mum is weird.
Me: Stop trying to roast my "mum".

by oh um okkk April 9, 2021

ur mum

The way to answer anything or start an insult, it's even better if who you're talking to doesn't have a mom or their mom is dead.

mainstream kid: Hey what's your favorite fortnite skin?
me irl: ur mum xdddd

kid: M-my mom is dead.... *breaks into tears*
me irl: tHaTs HiLaRiOuS *does fortnite default dance*

by Walaba September 28, 2018

ur mum

The most kiddish yet widely used insult ever.

"lmao i fukd ur mum"

by TheRothead December 24, 2016