Upstairs Basement

A place in a house where you keep bodies

Milly was in my upstairs basement

by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019

fuck up upstairs

a term used by gordon ramsay to contestants on his show hell’s kitchen when they are being fucking horrible chefs. or when he’s really pissed off.

you fucking donkey, your fucking lazy, come here, you know what, fuck up upstairs

by mangosareanut June 17, 2019

upstairs

in the brain, mentally

He was alright upstairs, but he was a bit shaky on his feet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2009

Upstairs Maid

A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.

"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."

"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."

by Steve-er January 31, 2010

Upstairs

Going "upstairs": you deliberately go upstairs to have physical contact with a significant, and or, not so significant other. Say something we're to happen on a couch, no damage because couch activities are never planned. BUT stairs, you physically go up stairs with intentions of physical contact.. And that my friends is no bueno

"You have a girlfriend, you can't go upstairs!"

by SumSum September 20, 2015

upstairs

Female dominant position resulting in loud coital noises due to intensified orgasms.

Heather's neighbor's could hear her, because she was upstairs.

by Cunning_Stunt December 2, 2009

Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.

My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.

by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012