Uno

The magical word required to say before you die or you live for 2 more years

"DAD!... NO!"
"uno..."
"oh it's fine now"

by ItsJayJack July 25, 2018

Uno

-An old card game
-The beginning of a song like 1,2,3...

I was playing Uno with some friends while one of the began a song by saying Uno, dos, tres...

by for you to decide July 6, 2003

Uno

A man born with one nut

Tc McNeill from salem high school in rockdale county Georgia

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Uno

A subtle way, usually used by men, to indicate an attractive woman in the vicinity without being caught.

UNO, 3 o'clock. Check out the Uno at the copy machine. I'd like to play Uno with her.

by FrayedEnds/MexanBlood October 20, 2009

Uno

A person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, "Ooooh" but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, "hell NO!!!"

So I was about to go holla at this fine dime I saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up Uno, and was like damn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly ass home tonight.

by Hans Delbrook December 28, 2009

unos

unos is called to recieve the first hit on a marijuana smoking device. ie. blunt, pipe, bong

drew: aight man, i bought the shit. i call unos.
bobby: aight dawg. i get deuces
tyler: i guess that leaves me with trips

by drizzle hizzle January 27, 2007

Uno

Means that a parent or guardian is over you when you are on your phone, comp, etc.

Me: I wanna masturbate rn
Friend: ikr
Me: Uno!

by rigo was here. February 12, 2019