uncomfartable

The physical and emotional discomfort one feels when attempting to hold in gas because the situation or location prohibits the release thereof; resulting in a small leakage of sound or smell.

Man, I had a seriously uncomfartable moment right when Heather and Liam were exchanging their vows. Did you hear me?

Dude, you looked pretty uncomfartable in the elevator; and by the way, did you notice that smell?

by boulderite December 10, 2008

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uncomfortable

Sex on the beach.

1. It wasn't uncomfortable, and I didn't think I caught any sand, but every few hours another grain... emerges.

2. It wasn't uncomfortable at first, but after a while it was like screwing a belt sander.

by notgoingtotakethisanymorebitch March 17, 2011

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Uncomfortable

1. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander a man without leaving herself open to a lawsuit because he hasn't actually done anything remotely inappropriate.

2. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander a rival male co-worker without leaving herself open to a visit to the Human Relations Department.

3. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander another woman's boyfriend without leaving herself open to ridicule.

I don't know, he just makes me feel uncomfortable.

by notgonnatakethisshitbitch March 17, 2011

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Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.

Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

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