umi kaboomi

umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.

¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨

by daisy9785 May 09, 2022

Umy Hany

A person who will eat for no one( cuz she will eat without telling you) and sleep on everything (because she hates responsibility).

Oh you know. Umy Hany is a myth as I have never seen her.

by Umy Hany April 13, 2021

Umi

The hottest person in the room that everyone has a crush on.

OMG have you seen umi's huge penis?

by Umi Lover April 23, 2022

Umi

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids.

Omg joon did it again. That's Umi.

by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021

UMI

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids. YESS IT'S HER.

Joon's ring finger is Umi.

by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021

Umi

A really athletic girl, who is quite loud. But, once you get to know her she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She is always so pretty, bright, and funny. She is also very talented in arts, she can make the most amazing drawings, and you'll expect to find it in a art gallery. All the boys slowly fall in love with her, and if you ever meet an Umi make SURE you keep her, because if you don't it will be the worst mistake and regret you will ever make.

Porridge: Grrr, she mine grrrrr!!! >:c

All the boys: NAhh she mine muahahhahahh >:)

Porrdige: Not if have her first >:D ahhahahhhahahahah

Porrdige: *twerks to Umi to win her love*

by lil shawty katrix December 08, 2020

umi

somebody that really loves getting rowdy and absolutely adores pizza!! they’re super mega cool and fun all the time😣😣

“Woah look over there it’s umi!”
“Oh yeah, i heard they have this deep obsession for pizza or something!”

by rocksarecool_707 April 28, 2022