white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...

Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.

by pentozali October 26, 2011

umbilical

a term used by misogynists and gay men alike to describe something that completely sucks. references being in the womb (attached to the umbilical cord), which gay men and/or misogynists can view as the worst possible place they could possibly ever be.

Tim: god, my boyfriend won't let me top him without making a huge deal out of it. shit's so umbilical
Nabi: yeah, real fucking umbilical, huh? if that happened to me i'd feel like i was being shoved right back up my mom's pussy. god, i hate women.

by ratfkrr August 28, 2021

Umbilical Bomber

A newborn baby that is strapped to a helicopter by its cord and has a c4 placed on it. When the chopper is over the drop zone the umbilical cord is cut from the chopper and the c4 is blown when the baby hits the ground.

Right now I really wish my cousin was used as an umbilical bomber.

by Baby_Bomber June 5, 2018

umbilical flick

Assume a woman's vagina is so dry that the condom sticks inside it. A partner can now pull it to a certain length and flick it back at her (if he hits the clitoris, one may call it a umbilical clit flick).

"Damn, the girl I wanted to fuck yesterday was so dry I could have done an umbilical flick.."

by niceshice July 28, 2016

Umbilical cord baby

After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby

The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby

by Joenny October 29, 2022

Umbilical hole

As known as belly button. Hole on stomach where umbilical was attached before birth.

Look at how dirty your umbilical hole is. GO WASH IT!

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021