two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

by cody bloss October 10, 2007

two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")

This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler

by Bandit.o December 13, 2016

times two

to double

You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.

by anarchyseeds January 23, 2018

true times two

A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.

Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.

Guy 2: True dat!

Guy 1: True times two!

by Davenator June 01, 2007

two chicks same time

in reference to "office space", something i'd do if i had a million dollars

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man

by Doggtown31LCC November 08, 2011

your-age-minus-seven-times-two

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.

Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.

by DoesNotExist October 26, 2009