Two's Up

A song by Australian Rock N Roll band AC/DC on their 1988 album Blow Up Your Video

The other day I was listening to Two's Up...what a killer track!

by accadaccadefinitions April 17, 2010

Two's On That

An Ely, UK, based coloquialism. This phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. Pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circumstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. Origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. The exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.

"Two's on that face!" - describes an ugly person
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")

by Two's On That Name November 12, 2008

go two's

When two people share a cigarette or spliff using the 'puff puff pass' method

Damn i've only got only cigarette left, lets go two's on it

by siano October 10, 2006

two's-up

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

Terrible Two’s

The terrible two’s definition should be changed from being “the age of two” to being the age starting from a year and a half to the age of three” because the terrible two’s always last for two complete years not just one complete year.

Oh my, I can see the terrible two’s are beginning for little Sarah. She’s barely one and a half. It’s going to be a long two years.

by mymartin1970 December 30, 2021

Two's better than One

What you say when 2 dirty hoes dance like lesbians at a bar.

Two's better than One, oh yeah!

by Lloyd D. March 25, 2005

Terrible Two's

A sudden, extremely urgent need to defecate.

From "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Scenes From a Hat) 'Adults still experiencing the Terrible Two's'. : "Jim, I've made a decision about that promoti-- *GASP* Ooo!... *hobbles towards restroom*" (struck by the Terrible Two's mid-sentence).

by Nico0885 November 3, 2012