Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010
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The first is the green label variety. It is 80 proof and suited for inexperienced drinkers and pussies. The second kind is blue label. It is 90 proof and is for bitches who want to look tough or badasses who don't feel like drinking. The third species of T-Var is reserved for only the most salty of drinking veterans. It is 100 proof and brandishes its red label as proudly as an ostentatious king wearing his crown. It says to the consumer, "Warning: contents are extremely volatile and may result in but not limited to: vomiting, loud obnoxious shouting, irrational thinking, impaired driving and judgment, slurred speech, a flirtatious attitude, a dramatic increase in strength, a feeling of dizziness, a complete loss of memory, awesomeness, the inability to shut the fuck up, an intense desire to fight somebody over nothing, a substantial increase in the fun of a party, in increase in the attractiveness of girls at a party, long and stupid stories, confessions of deep dark secrets, telling your best friend you love him and it not being gay, massive hangover, lack of motivation, inability to attend class, ability to dance like a retard, ability to talk shit and always win, increased appetite for cheesies, drunk dials and texts, buying a round for people for no reason, decrease in productivity, decrease in brain function, decrease in motor skills, increase in beer pong talent, a fucking good time, shtymes, fucked up dreams, theft, burying of treasure, scaling of walls, pissing on interesting objects, and waking up next to a walrus." Use extreme caution when consuming the red label, for it is far too strong for your average weekend drinker.
The first is the green label variety. It is 80 proof and suited for inexperienced drinkers and pussies. The second kind is blue label. It is 90 proof and is for bitches who want to look tough or badasses who don't feel like drinking. The third species of T-Var is reserved for only the most salty of drinking veterans. It is 100 proof and brandishes its red label as proudly as an ostentatious king wearing his crown. It says to the consumer, "Warning: contents are extremely volatile and may result in but not limited to: vomiting, loud obnoxious shouting, irrational thinking, impaired driving and judgment, slurred speech, a flirtatious attitude, a dramatic increase in strength, a feeling of dizziness, a complete loss of memory, awesomeness, the inability to shut the fuck up, an intense desire to fight somebody over nothing, a substantial increase in the fun of a party, in increase in the attractiveness of girls at a party, long and stupid stories, confessions of deep dark secrets, telling your best friend you love him and it not being gay, massive hangover, lack of motivation, inability to attend class, ability to dance like a retard, ability to talk shit and always win, increased appetite for cheesies, drunk dials and texts, buying a round for people for no reason, decrease in productivity, decrease in brain function, decrease in motor skills, increase in beer pong talent, a fucking good time, shtymes, fucked up dreams, theft, burying of treasure, scaling of walls, pissing on interesting objects, and waking up next to a walrus." Use extreme caution when consuming the red label, for it is far too strong for your average weekend drinker.
-Dude I got so wasted last night I woke up this morning with a 3 inch gash in my face, a baseball sized bruise on my thigh, a black eye, cheesy sauce dripping down my face, my pants around my ankles, a bottle of lube and paper towels on my desk, and porn on my computer.
-Damn dude what did you drink?
-Tvarscki
-Damn dude what did you drink?
-Tvarscki
by Tvarscki Drinker December 26, 2007
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Example 1:
Kelvin: LOL omfg district 9 was so crazy.
Panda: k...?
Kelvin: wow you're a fag.
Panda: Har Har Tharsdays
Example 2:
Hinson: har har tharsdays
Kelvin: dude why the hell do you say it out of random, thats so gay dude.
Panda: yeah man stop copying our words man seriously.
Hinson: har har tharsdays <----WTF?
Example 3:
Panda: so like i was walking down the street and i saw this big fat dude that was fatter than fat albert!!!
Some hot chick: mhm..? and whys that funny?
Panda: idk. HAR HAR THARSDAYS!
Some hot chick: LOL YOU'RE SO CUTE PANDA BOY <3
Kelvin: LOL omfg district 9 was so crazy.
Panda: k...?
Kelvin: wow you're a fag.
Panda: Har Har Tharsdays
Example 2:
Hinson: har har tharsdays
Kelvin: dude why the hell do you say it out of random, thats so gay dude.
Panda: yeah man stop copying our words man seriously.
Hinson: har har tharsdays <----WTF?
Example 3:
Panda: so like i was walking down the street and i saw this big fat dude that was fatter than fat albert!!!
Some hot chick: mhm..? and whys that funny?
Panda: idk. HAR HAR THARSDAYS!
Some hot chick: LOL YOU'RE SO CUTE PANDA BOY <3
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