the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.
me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.
by dsc big boi May 19, 2011
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"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.
I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(

I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys

Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!
by Wish I was Shirley November 3, 2011
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Its used to describe when someone use his nose to do an anal kiss
by Thepingaslauncher709 January 30, 2017
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