Tucan Sam

REED "birdman" IRWIN

Tucan Sam loves his fruit loops

by Larry February 23, 2005

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi May 19, 2011

Tucan sexual

Only dating people with brightly covered tattoos

Shut up, I’m tucan sexual now.

by Some dank 12 year old June 25, 2018

Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 29, 2024

Tucan Disease

"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.

I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(

I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys

Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!

by Wish I was Shirley November 03, 2011

tucan kiss

Its used to describe when someone use his nose to do an anal kiss

"Toby do to me a wonderful Tucan Kiss"

by Thepingaslauncher709 January 30, 2017