Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!

by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011

trip on a pineapple

To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.

Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.

by OhSnapPwned August 29, 2006

trip of a lifetime

something twats say when coming back from an average holiday

person a: "wow man did you see those pictures on facebook from my french exchange"
person b: "no i did not"
person a: "you should look them up it was the 'trip of a lifetime'"
person b: twat

by v_k2009 October 16, 2010

Taking a trip to Florida

A code phrase for anal sex.

"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"

by Daith September 21, 2013

throwing a trip

An interaction between two or more people that starts with one person making a joke and the next person says something funny, and it keeps building until you're dying of laughter.

We couldn't stop laughing in class cause we were throwing a trip.

by borderpatron June 16, 2017

On a Trip

When one is drunk, high, and on lean long enough to go on a trip.

Josh: Ruddy did you see Tony?
Ruddy: Yea, mans on a trip at the moment.
Josh: Say less fam.

by Lunariblade September 29, 2017

Taking a Trip to Honah Lee

Getting stoned (Honah Lee is the the home of Puff the Dragon).

Guy 1: Where did Guy 5 & 6 go?
Guy 2: They're taking a trip to Honah Lee.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna have a visit to Honah Lee?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

Guy 1: What's up with Guy 3?
Guy 2: Oh, he's been in Honah Lee all morning.

by anonymouse1980 October 18, 2009