twatterrhea

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .

"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"

by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009

Charles Trotter

A dark handsome man who is so caring, loyal, drunk, and insane to a point you don't know what is what.

I want to date a man like Charles Trotter

by KBR#91Slut June 30, 2022

Harry Twatter

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.

Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.

by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

The trotter game

A game where you pretend your hands are trotters and place them on top of another persons hands repeatedly saying ‘trotters’

Person 1: Wanna play The trotter game?
Person 2: Yeah!
Both: “Trotters”

by pseundonymeoprwer January 31, 2023

Twatterpot

A twatterpot is someone who rages so incredibly hard that they start raging at things not related to the original cause of anger

Bob: Dude I just stomped your ass at Mortal Kombat
George: Man fuck this game! Fuck you! Fuck this I'm moving out too!
Bob: Dude don't be a twatterpot.

by DJ Camel January 9, 2013

Trottered

When a male hunting Tinder or dating sites of a similar nature is duped into thinking a females body is attractive. Her profile will consist entirely of head and above chest photos, when they have exchanged many messages they meet for him to find more than he bargained for!

Rodge: Hi there, dam I never realised your arse was that big and your legs are like tree trunks!
Girl: Why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you're my bitch now.... Too late, You Been Trottered Son

by Elred October 27, 2014