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transpoosion

A treatment, in which stool from one person is inserted into the colon of another, this may be one of the most effective and cheapest ways to treat gastrointestinal disorders. Doctors recommend that the fecal donor be someone close to the patient's family member, perhaps, or a spouse.
I am thinking about taking my relationship with Linda to the next level. I am considering asking her to donate a turd for my transpoosion next weekend.

I went to the doctor last week and I got a transpoosion to help resolve the irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that has been plaguing me all my life. The transpoosion wiped it out completely.
by T & Z March 8, 2011
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translocsexual

In the computer game Unreal Tournament...One who uses the "Translocator" in excessive, creative, and unique ways.
some people are combo whores, some people are mini whores, some people are flak whores...I'm a translocsexual.
by Throttle February 23, 2004
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transpositionary sciences

The science of transpositional proof that everything Ross Pinney says is true.
Ross - "McDonut is a douche."
Idiot - "How? I don't believe you."
Ross - "Transpositionary sciences my friend, transpositionary sciences."
Idiot - "Good Point."

In this short sketch, the part of Ross was portrayed by Ross Pinney and the part of idiot was graciously performed by Josh Meeks
by The Daring Definer June 5, 2011
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chronic typo transposia

Inability to type without chronically repeating the same error of transposing "the" with "hte" or some other variation of always and consistent chronic transposition error when typing.
I said "EXTREMLELY" but meant, "extremely", oh no! I must have chronic typo transposia"!
by DeebTheWordCreator October 14, 2011
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Cosby Transporter

The act of gaping your partners anus wide enough to deposit ones feces inside. Soon after the reciever will continue this process on a fellow parter. This will continue until the feces reaches its final destination.
"That ass was so gaping that I could've done a Cosby Transporter"
by d.m.n. October 22, 2006
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tampon-transponder

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.
The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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Transposons

an incredibly annoying, pointless essay topic which murders kate in its spare time
these transposons are fucking gay
by bioteam February 1, 2009
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