transpoosion 

A treatment, in which stool from one person is inserted into the colon of another, this may be one of the most effective and cheapest ways to treat gastrointestinal disorders. Doctors recommend that the fecal donor be someone close to the patient's family member, perhaps, or a spouse.

I am thinking about taking my relationship with Linda to the next level. I am considering asking her to donate a turd for my transpoosion next weekend.

I went to the doctor last week and I got a transpoosion to help resolve the irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that has been plaguing me all my life. The transpoosion wiped it out completely.

transpoosion by T & Z March 8, 2011

transportion

transfering portions of food to someone else's plate

Look at how much food Connie has on her plate now all thanks to transportion!

transportion by somerandompeople June 20, 2006

TransGOONion

A phrase often applied to the goons at Transunion, known for dishonest practices in keeping credit report records.

Ugh, those guys at TransGOONion ruined my credit with false information!

TransGOONion by Buffet Boy May 27, 2007

Transposons 

an incredibly annoying, pointless essay topic which murders kate in its spare time

these transposons are fucking gay

Transposons by bioteam February 1, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016