transpoosion 

A treatment, in which stool from one person is inserted into the colon of another, this may be one of the most effective and cheapest ways to treat gastrointestinal disorders. Doctors recommend that the fecal donor be someone close to the patient's family member, perhaps, or a spouse.

I am thinking about taking my relationship with Linda to the next level. I am considering asking her to donate a turd for my transpoosion next weekend.

I went to the doctor last week and I got a transpoosion to help resolve the irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that has been plaguing me all my life. The transpoosion wiped it out completely.

transpoosion by T & Z March 8, 2011

transportion

transfering portions of food to someone else's plate

Look at how much food Connie has on her plate now all thanks to transportion!

transportion by somerandompeople June 20, 2006

TransGOONion

A phrase often applied to the goons at Transunion, known for dishonest practices in keeping credit report records.

Ugh, those guys at TransGOONion ruined my credit with false information!

TransGOONion by Buffet Boy May 27, 2007

Transposons 

an incredibly annoying, pointless essay topic which murders kate in its spare time

these transposons are fucking gay

Transposons by bioteam February 1, 2009