touche

1. a comeback line so good, it can't be topped

2. a point so good it can't be disproved/topped

Tourist: Does this train stop at Cortland Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it doesn't. The station is closed.
Nun: I've been riding this train over 20 years. It stops at Cortland Street.
Guy, as train passes Cortland Street station: Lady, you may know Jesus, but I know the subways.
Nun: Touche.

by Phylicia May 8, 2007

touche

Expression conceding defeat when knocked-back by a brilliant riposte.

Man (to Dr Johnson): You smell.

Dr Johnson: Sir: I smell, you stink.

Man: Touche!

by Giesha April 19, 2011

Touche

French word for touch. Pronounced Touch-e. Originated in fencing, when one person scored a point by "touch"ing the opponent.

Touche (while fencing, the sword or eppez has "touched" the opponent thus resulting in a point.)

by DimWitt February 16, 2009

Touche

"Touché" is a french expresion, used in fencing when a vital part is touched.
"Touché", with an 'é'.

- "You get old; you have grey hair."
- "At least I'm not bald like you!"
- "Touché!"

by Made in France August 27, 2003

touche

when one has been defeated, and has nothing to say, add, or do.

1.
you defeat someone in fencing. they lost. they'll say "touche".

2.
hollow man: you're ugly
person: atleast i "have" something to look at
hollow man: touche

by david lui July 12, 2005

touche

if your response to an offending comment is exactly true and cuts someone off from a reply... it's like "good call";paying recognition to the quality of what someone has said in responce

"get fucked u fucking pussy"
"take a good look because im the only pussy you'll ever see!"
"touché"

by lil miss vixen April 21, 2005

TOUCHE

A Northern English expression meaning "How Embarrasing"

TOUCHE!

by Jeremiah Hottentot May 26, 2011