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totes awks

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.
by Tanny_G April 26, 2011
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toliet Nazi

Some assclown who leaves only a couple of little pieces on the roll of bungwipe (just enough to cover the merferator) so that when you go to wipe, there isn't another roll and your fingers are subsequently besmudged with feces.
Son of a bitch motherfucker cocksucker! The last one that used the head was a toliet Nazi so I had to rip the roller towel down and wipe my bunghole off with that!
by Telephony December 31, 2013
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toliet tank defecator

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).
You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!
by Telephony January 4, 2011
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Totem sisters

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters
I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters
by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010
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Banjo-Tooie

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless
The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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tolietroom

Many people call a or a bath a bathroom even though it only contains a toliet and a lavatory -- but there's no shower or bathtub, hence you cannot bathe in it so why do they call it a BATHroom?!?
Lindsey, hold on a moment before we go; I need to use the tolietroom first!!
by Telephony August 10, 2014
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plastic cat toliet

An alternate phrase that is simply another way of saying "litterbox".

Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
Craig, it's time to clean out the plastic cat toliet; it's getting awfully full!!!
by Telephony December 27, 2011
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