"Did you enjoy your evening with Brandon last night?"
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."
by papaya_girl August 10, 2023
A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.
Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
by Dick Splash September 13, 2003
by Safecracker G October 30, 2004
A fan of title of show the off-Broadway and then Broadway musical, whose run was tragically cut short.
Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.
RIP tos.
Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.
RIP tos.
by dannytravers81 April 23, 2009
Bakerman's a right tosser!
by Zmeagol February 10, 2005
A word often used to describe someone who likes to masturbate more often than is considered normal or a word that is often used to describe someone who is being, quite simply, a prick.
Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
by Kenny Cartter July 11, 2008
A fan of the 2008 Broadway musical "title of show."
"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"I am such a tosser, I would totally go out with Hunter!"
"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"
"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."
"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"
"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."
"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
by JoanBennett February 26, 2009