by William Watts August 17, 2007
tori is a very beautiful girl who brings light to any room. She can brighten anyones day with her smile.She cares for you meaning she will tell you the truth right away! She can be bossy but she still loves you, she is very smart and athletic she loves goats and she is very competitive.
girl 1: OMG thats tori!!! shes one of the cheer captins!! shes so pretty i wish i was tori
girl2. She is soooo pretty i wish i was her tooooo
girl2. She is soooo pretty i wish i was her tooooo
by ahboombalacaca October 28, 2020
Tori is the sexiest lil mamazita alive. She classically is referred to as Mama Milf or The Mega Milf. Whenever she is sighted in the far distant miles riding off into the sunset, everyone says the chorus of "all hail The MIlfinator" and the men respond with bashing their bellies against the wall.
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
Person 1: What's that speck of dust in the distance
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
by dont like JB?WANNA PIECE OF ME February 20, 2022
tori don't eat shit
by tori sucks February 27, 2017
stuck up bitch who aint loyal and is always trying to take you man and don't know how to act and is a hoe who sleeps with every guy in town.
she's a tori for sure
by sindig. hanggger July 27, 2019
Tori is one of the most GORGEOUS people you will ever meet, she's smart, funny sweet, she has a beautiful singing voice, and a wonderful boyfriend, she has very low self esteem and second guesses the fact that her boyfriend loves her. But he really does, just as she does him. If you are ever lucky enough to meet Tori i recommend u become her friend aware of the fact that (if ur a guy or like girls as a girl) the probability of you having a crush on her is most likely.
john: Wow! i saw tori yesterday she's so cool! Is she cuffed?
Alyssa: Yeah i know, she's my bestfriend! Also yes she's in loveeee :)
Alyssa: Yeah i know, she's my bestfriend! Also yes she's in loveeee :)
by cooldud!934 January 03, 2018
a sweet girl who will always put people first. she may have a short temper, but she controls it in such a calm way. she would never eat out a friend and stays with you no matter what. easy to love once you meet her.
by yeetyeetthosehorses March 30, 2019